So Stick a Yellow Ribbon on Your SUV...
C'mon, be patriotic, now!
(I'm still not sure which I enjoy more, the opening number, or the meat of the thing...)
Edit: Figured I'd better add that this isn't really work safe, due to language. (Not great heaps of it, but... enough.)
Oh and... swiped from auronsgirl who found this before I did. ;)