(Does he like green eggs and ham?)
-Writing in a sidewalk panel reading "Harry Potter Rules!"
-One truck with, in large letters in the rear window, "MUD SLUT" and slightly smaller letters underneath: "Hittin Every Hole"
(Keep it classy, Cumberland. I laughed, but then I've never pretended not to have a low-brow sense of humor at times.)
-Greatest number of churches passed in one walk (that I've noted at least): 4
(I know I can do much better, I just need to note the locations better and plan my route a bit.)
-Number of large dogs that have escaped their fenced yards to run after and sniff Lady in the past two days: 2