Ha ha universe, very funny!

So I was washing a load of clothes in which I *know* pretty much what I had - a couple pairs of socks, a pair of gloves, along with the other more substantial clothesy items.

After moving the clothes directly to the dryer, and directly away en masse, I am now missing at least two socks and one glove.

What. The. Fuck? I mean, I know people joke about this, but come ON.