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Swiped from takhisis...

(I used the first google page that came up for most of them, except where noted. My comments and notes in parentheses.)

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
25 cents and 2 fingers is all Laura needs.
(I... don't even know)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Laura looks like she’s about to breastfeed those pups.
(This was apparently from a forum, where another similar meme was going on...)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
What Laura Says are utterly infectious, full of quirky vocals and banged out piano chords.
(Silly band names. Third entry, because the first two were band-related pages that didn't really have good quotes to grab.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Laura wants to drape her leg over the shoulder of the boy in front of her, to show off her bruises, but Nick warns against it.
(Damn you Nick, party pooper!)

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Why will you demolish the rainy spotty jets before Laura does?
(None of this particular page makes any sense o_O. Third entry, first was a YouTube vid without really any quotes, second I couldn't find this phrase.)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
So Laura hates the pounding George is getting.
(Apparently something to do with the previous First Lady... not even gonna comment. XD )

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Laura asks… Dear Urinal: If I fellated a cow, spat the come into a glass and rammed it up my sideways smile, would I get pregnant?
(I... don't even want to know. Second entry, since I couldn't find this phrase in the first one.)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
Welcome to Laura Likes Cards and our spanking, new site!
(Greeting card site, and I went ahead and used this because YAY for unfortunate commas!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
Laura Eats a Totino’s Party Pizza.
(Well, plausible at least... Third or fourth entry, because of YouTube video titles.)

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jdack
Feb. 11th, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)
Laura asks… Dear Urinal: If I fellated a cow, spat the come into a glass and rammed it up my sideways smile, would I get pregnant?


HAHAHAHAHA oh dear GOD the internet... oh wow.
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