So apparently I look like... an Asian woman or Generic White Man? Bwah? (Note that they give 10 returns and let you choose however many fit in the collage you pick, and the two I dropped were also Asian women, which makes me even more... bwuh?)
Edit: And trying another photo (this one from college, so a LITTLE less dated, but still dated) gave me four returns: Chow Yun-Fat (62%), Frida Kahlo (whoever that is, 61%), Selma Hayak (48%), and Johnny Cash (48%).
The mind, she scarcely has the courage to boggle.