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Oh, what the hell

Swiped from a few people on my friends list, because I just had to.

One is in a mall when zombies attack. One gets one's choice of:

1. weapon

Probably a flamethrower. I mean, a weapon like a sword or whatever takes you way too close to the zombies, and still might not do the job. I mean, does chopping off a head kill them? And me and firearms don't mix very well, so that leaves out the usual shotgun.

Maaaybe a chainsaw would be doable, but flames? Flaming zombies would have to be just about as cool as frozen zombies. Except temperature-wise.

2. song to have blasting over the speakers

I'm actually gonna lean toward the same type of thing as leighdb here, and go with "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica. Cause that's zombie killin' music, there.

Edit: Although when I think about it more, that one might be a little too slow (well, ponderous, if you know what I mean) for good zombie-killing. I might have to go with something with a slightly quicker beat and more melody, like "Under My Wheels" by Alice Cooper. I think that'd be good zombie killin' music, too.

3. Real or fictitious famous person to have fighting at one's side.

Hrm. Ah man, decisions decisions. My first thought is Ash, but he ended up maimed and all, plus I don't want to constantly have S-Mart marketed at me while we're fighting, and besides, I couldn't pass up this chance to be able to fight alongside some nice little bishounen or something. So probably Sesshomaru, who only got maimed by his brother, not zombies, and who would make mince-meat out of normal weakling undead.

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jdack
Jun. 6th, 2008 12:28 am (UTC)
generally speaking, destroying or severing the connection to the brain is the way to stop them, so beheading would work.

The only problem with a flamethrower is eventually it runs out of gas. Plus there's always the concern about starting some major structural fire and getting yourself trapped.

dscotton
Jun. 6th, 2008 04:44 pm (UTC)
1. Tough call, but I think I might go with a katana just for style points and good old fashioned reliability. With any kind of gun you have to worry about running out of ammo, and most malls around here generally don't have ammo lying around on the ground for you to pick up. The flamethrower's a good idea except I'm afraid flaming zombies might be even more dangerous than regular ones.

2. I think I'd want a selection of battle-themed video game songs. I generally don't listen to stuff like Metallica, but I think it would be pretty awesome to have A Toccata Into Blood Soaked Darkness, Those Who Fight Further, Shin Onigashima, Fighting of the Spirit, and that kind of thing playing.

3. I dunno, maybe Claire Redfield? I haven't played any of the Resident Evil games, but I figure it would be good to have someone with some zombie-fighting experience.
dscotton
Jun. 6th, 2008 04:47 pm (UTC)
Okay, how the hell did I forget Buffy? I'll change my answer to #3 to Willow Rosenberg, because she has plenty of experience fighting undead, is more powerful than Buffy, and nicer to look at too.
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