How do you read your friends list (at least usually)?
From the top down.
I find the last one I read, then read up.
One of the previous two really fairly equally, depending on my mood/whim/awakeness/whatever.
Alphabetically according to the most likely publisher for the user's life memoirs.
Other (explained in comments).
I know, right?
Just never get old.
Are totally flogging a dead horse.
Weren't funny in the first place, because I had my sense of humor surgically removed.