On the twelfth day of Christmas,
stormfeather sent to me...

Twelve
cearas drumming

Eleven pets piping
Ten comics a-leaping
Nine coyotes dancing
Eight ponds a-milking
Seven books a-writing
Six elves a-gardening
Five aqu-u-u-uariums
Four vampires
Three computer games
Two video games
...and a bishounen in a fantasy.
Bwaahahahahahahah! *gigglesnort*