Laura Parkinson (stormfeather) wrote,
Laura Parkinson
stormfeather

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Suikoden Classifieds

(Possible spoilers for the games I guess, though of the generalized rather than specific kind for the most part...)

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Wanted: Elevator mechanic to install same into stronghold. Walking one flight of stairs too difficult, please contact immediately! Actual invention of the elevator at time of installation not necessary.

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Seeking: New best friend. Honesty a plus. (Also seeking: non-screwed-up paternal situation.)

-The Protagonists

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Wanted:

Clothing

-Jeane

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SWMMBBK(Single White Male Mysterious Blond Black Knight) seeking other SWMMBBK for candlelit dinners, walks on beach, possible decapitation.

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Looking to break into publishing? Our newspaper is currently seeking writers. Must be able to write articles of 50 words or less.

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LOST!: Sense of direction. Also: place in timestream. If found, please contact Viki.

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Seeking new animal type to exploit for cute new variant of kobolds to make Furry fans squeal in joy. Affected mode of speech a plus. If interested, please contact the developers.
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